Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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