His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
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Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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