I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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