This girl is more easily done than said...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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