what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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