what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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