She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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