is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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