Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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