So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I have post one night stand depression
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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