Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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