very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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