While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
where are my eyebrows?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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