My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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