well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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