Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
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