you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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