I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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