He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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