I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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