How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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