I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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