non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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