I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
