my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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