well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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