this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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