Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Randomize
