i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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