im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I've blown a few things in my day
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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