matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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