I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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