the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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