Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
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This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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