The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
we should paint friendship bongs
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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