Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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