Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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