it's too hot outside to masturbate.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
