Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I don't deserve a penis
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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