he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
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So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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