you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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