were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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