They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
