I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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