Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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