I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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