He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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