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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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