Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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