Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Randomize
