hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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