just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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