he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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