Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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