When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
If I die, sorry about rent.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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