Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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